My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
Look at Bey in the back thooo.
reblogging again cause i’m listening to kanye now and their dancing goes with the beat, whaaaat
*plays jesus walks*
arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog